I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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