if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
