it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I would fuck him just for his dog
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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