I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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