Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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