u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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