I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
well you can't waste a boner
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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