Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
as a side note pls kill me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Do plants get herpes?
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