Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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