I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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