You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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