We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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