hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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