people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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