I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
