I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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