She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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