i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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