No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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