Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize
