Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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