Can Purell be used as lube?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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