She is in my trunk
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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