Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
