I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
