then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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