I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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