Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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