I want to stick my p in your. b.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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