even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Houston, we have a blender
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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