Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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