i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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