i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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