Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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