The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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