We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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