Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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