the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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