i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize