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That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.

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omg, i know.

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we're too high.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair

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(971): View more from Oregon

Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.

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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight

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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.

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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme

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(804): View more from Virginia

Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.

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(760): View more from California

Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.

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