some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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