My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Dick very happy bro
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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