You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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