You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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