Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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