I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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