Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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