...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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