...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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