i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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