Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
