when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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