He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just found a bag of teeth...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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