Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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